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Chris Butera enjoys going to metal concerts, reading and having a cold one with friends.

Throwback Thursday: The Iron Sheik

The Iron Sheik was (and arguably still is) the greatest heel in professional wrestling.

Born Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, in Tehran, Iran; the man’s early years consisted of amateur wrestling before he had served in the Iranian Army and would then become bodyguard to the Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi for several years. After this he would move to America and become assistant coach of two Olympic wrestling squads and the assistant coach for team USA in the 1972 Olympic Games.

Vaziri would then become introduced to the business that became his legacy in 1972 by invitation from Verne Gagne, wrestling for his American Wrestling Association. His initial ring name was “The Great Hossein Arab,” but that would change in 1979 when he became “The Iron Sheik;” playing off of real-life politics (the Iranian Hostage Crisis and the portrayal/views of Arabs in America) to become the greatest villain who ever lived.

In 1983, The Shiek achieved greatness, defeating Bob Backlund for the (then) WWF Championship in Madison Square Garden. This of course was the set-up for Hulk Hogan to go on the roll that he did, putting professional wrestling on the map and beginning the “Hulkamania” era that defined 1980’s wrestling.

The Sheik would team with the Russian Nikolai Volkoff (with whom he  would hold the Tag Team Championship Titles) and eventually a freshly turned heel in Sargent Slaughter, feuding with every and any baby-faced (good guy) wrestler in the locker room until his retirement in the 2000’s. His weapon of choice: the dreaded Camel Clutch. In a time where professional wrestling storyline was thought to be reality, The Sheik was the most hated man in the world – and he loved every minute of it. In 2005, WWE would fully recognize his achievements when they inducted The Iron Sheik into their Hall of Fame.

As immortal as The Sheik was, Vaziri would suffer the actions of his character, enduring a long battle with drugs and alcohol that only got worse after the murder of one of his three daughters . Eventually he would clean up his act and is now living a healthy, sober life with his wife, two surviving daughters and grandchildren.

In recent years,  The Iron Sheik has taken to social media, where he rants and raves about anything and everything. No one is safe from the wrathful Tweets of The Sheik.

This newfound popularity has gotten The Sheik appearances on various television shows (Comedy Central’s “Kenny vs. Spenny”) and acting roles independent films such as “The Tale of the 3 Mohammadsand “Operation Belvis Bash.”

In August 2013, The Sheik’s managers crowd funded over $40,000 to produce a documentary and provide double knee surgery for the legend. “The Sheik” was released in 2014 and is available for streaming on Netflix.

Trailer Feedback: Batman V Superman – Dawn of Justice

The trailer for the film comic book fans have been waiting for has finally been unveiled.

Apparently, Superman has developed a God complex with Batman taking matters into his own hands (as usual) in an effort to take him down.

Upon a statue of America’s most iconic figure we hear how all men who are given too much power is corrupted in multiple ways before cutting to Ben Affleck gazing into the hallowed eyes of the legendary cowl before a glimpse of Batman emerging from some wreckage.

Our next shot is the showdown of the world’s most recognizable superheroes straight out of Frank Miller’s “The Dark Knight Returns;” complete with high-tech bat-suit.

Cyber Bat-Fleck then utters the words “Tell me, do you bleed? You will,” before we cut to the graphic.

While we don’t exactly know what the plot is we have definitely seen some potential key development in why our heroes are fighting. However, we know the film is not going to be about them fighting alone. Regardless, we are definitely interested and are looking very forward to another trailer.

Well played Hollywood, well played.

Trailer Feedback: Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (Trailer 2)

This Week, Anaheim, California’s Star Wars Celebration gave us the reveal of the official second trailer for “The Force Awakens” and it destroys any skepticism critics once had.

Within the first 30 seconds, we hear Mark Hamill’s voice reprising his rightful role as Luke Skywalker, with visuals of a new lightsaber, the new hovercraft racing past a fallen Imperial ship, and the remains of Darth Vader’s iconic helmet.

Wow.

We then get establishing shots of the characters from the previous trailer, only this time revealing the clear-cut villain, our new heroes (and heroin), the new Storm Trooper fleet, and possibly a new bounty hunter.

But only the best is yet to come.

First is an X-Wing and Tie Fighter battle taking place over a gorgeous landscape. Next is the Millennium Falcon in an epic chase inside the hull of a ship.

And then the goosebumps emerge as Harrison Ford utters the words “Chewie, we’re home.”

And indeed we are as Han Solo and Chewbacca appear before our very eyes.

The Force has indeed awakened and this Christmas, J.J. Abrams is going to hit it out of the park.

Throwback Thursday: Digitech’s Death Metal Distortion Pedal

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If you ever needed to sound like Slayer on a budget, then DigiTech had exactly what you need with their Death Metal Distortion pedal.

Designed to boost your mids and cut the bass, this stomp box had some nice features as it had two inputs for going directly into a mixer or your amp to give you more control over your recording and live sound. Turn the level knob all the way up, and you not only got the full power of the Death Metal Distortion, you also challenged the windows of the building you were in. This thing was loud. However; the lows were too low at times even with the setting all the way up, making this not ideal for Stoner/Doom metal.

If you were into playing aggressive music like Thrash, Black or Death Metal, you were in luck as an extreme tone was waiting for you. Several settings that came with the manual were designed to help you get the most out of the angry box, but as always, they weren’t necessary for the player to use. The Death Metal Distortion ran on a 9-volt battery or a PS200R power supply.

As great as the smooth bite and overall sound of the pedal were, there were a few issues with the Death Metal Distortion. For one, while DigiTech claimed the battery would last up to 18 hours of continuous use, one would often lose power at around 8-12. A power supply was almost necessary out of fear of your sound going out in the middle of a gig or rehearsal. Also the pedal did not last very long. A little after a year or so, it would eventually not sound as beefy as it used to and if you didn’t have a soldering iron, it was time to take it down to your local music store to sell it for whatever you can get.

While it had its flaws, the Death Metal Distortion was the most extreme effect pedal you could get on a budget. The pedal would sell new (and still does) for around $50. A used one will go for about $20. While the pedal is no longer as popular as it once was, you can download the module on your Istomp if you have one, which may be the best way to go as the physical pedal is pretty hard to come by.

Trailer Feedback: Entourage

It seems that this summer we will be getting the definitive ending to one of HBO’s best original series with the Entourage movie.

Vincent Chase (Adrian Grenier) and crew are back to their usual shenanigans with agent Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) offering Chase his latest film, but this time Chase wants to direct. Although Gold is hesitant to grant yet another Chase wish, he does and according to the trailer; that’s where it begins to hit the fan.

Warner Brothers are pulling out all the stops getting nearly every A, B and C list celebrity that has appeared on the show with new additions Rhonda Rousey, Haley Joel Osment, and Russell Wilson contributing their talents.

Even the show’s executive producer Mark Wahlberg will be gracing the screen with his presence.

This looks to be blockbuster ending we all wanted this series to have.

Bonesaw Podcast – Episode 7: Midnite Hellion’s Drew Rizzo

Episode 7 features Heavy Metal maniac Drew Rizzo who plays drums in New Jersey’s Midnite Hellion. We chat about crowdfunding, Midnite Hellion’s history in preparation for the recording of their debut album, and some high points in their career – such as opening for the legendary Overkill at the Starland Ballroom. Goings on in the metal community is also discussed in vivid detail so sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

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Throwback Thursday: The Pet Rock

The Pet Rock was a fad in 1975 that was so ridiculous it worked.

These smooth stones imported from Mexico’s Rosario Beach came with not only their own hay “bed,” but they were also presented in a cardboard “pet carrier” box that included a 32-page booklet on how to take care of your “new” pet.

Gary Dahl, the Pet Rock’s “inventor” got this idea (not surprisingly) from a night at a bar with his friends where the conversational topic was complaining about their actual living pets.

Dahl made millions in the short lived success of his “creation.” He ironically purchased the bar that sparked the idea, although several months later that ship too had sailed.

In 2013 the Pet Rock would become available again at small toy stores and the occasional 7-11 when Rosebud Entertainment would buy the rights of the bizarre novelty.

Trailer Feedback: Straight Outta Compton

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge on the big screen.

Universal Studios and Legendary Pictures are bringing us the story of possibly the most aggressive and celebrated rap group in history, N.W.A.

Ice Cube and Dr. Dre’s introduction immediately legitimizes the film in every way, giving us a clear idea of how hard the studios worked on this and how extensive the production will be.

Although certain aspects may be dolled up by Hollywood (founding member Arabian Prince is not featured at all), this biopic should be one of the best. The casting seems to be dead on accurate as Cube’s son O’Shea Jackson Jr.,  Corey Hawkins (Non-Stop, Iron Man 3) and Jason Mitchell (Contraband) look and even sound like young versions of Cube, Dre and Eazy-E. Paul Giamatti (12 Years A Slave) is great in everything he is cast in and should be no different as he takes on the role of N.W.A’s manager Jerry Heller.

The only concern is how much the film will center on N.W.A. as a group rather than its focal members. Hopefully MC Ren and DJ Yella will not be pushed into the background and become afterthoughts in the feature. It doesn’t look that way, but only time will tell.

We won’t know how the presentation will be until it hits the big screen but when it does, we had better get the whole story, all of the controversy and every piece of the N.W.A. puzzle without much (if any) compromise. If “Straight Outta Compton” holds any water, there’s a strong chance we could get a Run DMC, Wu-Tang Clan or Public Enemy biopic in the future.

Bonesaw Podcast Episode 6: Chris and Frank Shoot on Wrestlemania 31

Episode 6 goes off with a bang as Chris Butera is joined by Frank Lucci once again to talk smack about the ‘wrasslin. Listen in as the boys go off on their favorite (and least favorite) Wrestlemania 31 and post-‘Mania Raw moments. New Jersey thrashers Condition Critical are featured.

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Throwback Thursday: Mallrats

In 1995, director Kevin Smith went from black and white convenience store to a fully colored mall and decorated it with some memorable hijinx.

“Mallrats” is the story of Brodie (Jason Lee) and TS (Jeremy London) taking a day to blow off some steam after being dumped by their girlfriends (Shannen Doherty and Claire Forlani). To find solace, they go to the commonplace 90’s watering hole; the mall. Unfortunately, both of their exes are there as well. Brodie’s has already moved on to a department store manager (Ben Affleck) while TS’s is being forced to participate in her dad’s (Michael Rooker) horribly cheesy dating game. Upon this discovery the boys now have a new mission: get their girlfriends back.

Mallrats took 90’s culture and turned it into art. The struggles we see Brodie and TS go through are not unlike our own; albeit a little exaggerated. They run into all kinds of misfits and situations that we’ve all met and been through (with the exception of Jay and Silent Bob, a topless fortune-teller and Stan Lee). Although the acting resembles that of a High School play, Mallrats has charm, quick wit and enough sense to bring joy more than 20 years later.

On March 14, it was announced that Smith will be directing “Mallrats 2” and has been actively trying to reunite as much of the original cast as possible for the film as he did for “Clerks 2.”

With four original cast members to go, it looks like the kids are back the escalator.