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F*ck Mondays! Episode 41: Comic Con 2017 Trailerthon

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Back from a hiatus due to life getting in the way, Chris and Jon discuss all the news and trailers from Comic Con 2017.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 40: Spider Man Homecoming Review

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Joined by high school pal Danny Chi, Chris and Jon review Spider Man Homercoming and a bunch of trailers.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 39: Wonder Woman Refuses to Fly Delta

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The boys review the glorious Wonder Woman movie (with spoilers). Jon recounts his recent plane ride from hell, courtesy of Delta Airlines.

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My Experience at Hudson Horror Show XV

Another May meant another set of dates to look forward to.

That set of May dates in question being Memorial Day Weekend’s Maryland Deathfest and the Hudson Horror Show’s 15th outing a week prior.

This year had an awesome line up of Frankenhooker, Slaughterhouse, the traditional mystery film, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, The Hidden, and Piranha.

Although I had seen every film on this bill before (and highly recommend them to anyone who hasn’t), I wanted to see them on a big screen. Unfortunately, I only wound up staying for the first four.

While I didn’t buy much merch this time around, I did win a copy of the film Hardware, which despite it being a pretty terrible movie it was pretty cool to win it.

Frankenhooker 

First up was the classic from the man behind Brain Damage and Basket Case. I had not seen this great horror comedy since high school but I remembered loving it.

Frankenhooker tells the story of a weird nerd name Jeffery who’s girlfriend dies in a freak accident. Jeffery then looks for ways to put her back together using the body parts of dead hookers. This is one flick that needs to be seen to be believed. It’s fun from front to back with its offensive humor, gross-out scenes, and of all things, exploding hookers.

Slaughterhouse 

The second film was the 80’s slasher Slaughterhouse which, ironically, I bought at the last Hudson Horror.

The film is a mix of 80’s teen slashers, redneck Texas Chainsaw Massacre type films, and dark humor. Slaughterhouse is about the owner of a slaughterhouse and his mentally challenged son who talks in pig sounds. When the town decides to shut them down, the two start capturing the town’s officals and making them into meat along with teenagers who try to joke about the place. Slaughterhouse is lots of fun and one to check out if you like slashers.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Between Dream Warriors and Slaughterhouse was the mystery film. While I can’t say what it was I will say it’s a violent non-horror movie based on an old Manga and it was awesome.

Dream Warriors is my favorite Freddy sequel as the film takes the series into a more comedic/fantasy direction. In the third Nightmare installment, a band of teenagers discover they have special powers in their dreams which they use to battle Freddy Krueger. This film is 80’s cheese at it’s finest and a perfect finale to end the fest.

 

F*ck Mondays! Episode 38: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Review

Chris and Jon review Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy 2 with all the guts, glory and spoilers! Also reviewed is the trailer for the latest Marvel Netflix exclusive show, The Defenders.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 37: Criticizing The Critics

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Chris and Jon call out the critics for their most heinous Guardians of the Galaxy 2 reviews and praise the fans for sticking to their guns. Also spoken about are Fox’s next X-Men related projects and more.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 36: Marvel/DC Shakeup

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Chris and Jon talk the latest Marvel and DC trailers, Joss Whedon directing the new Batgirl movie, and a whole lot more.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 35: Power Rangers – Go Go or No Go?

Chris and Jon review the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers movie. Also discussed are the new Wonder Woman and Captain Underpants trailers as well as Marvel and Netflix’s Iron Fist.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 33: Lego Batman, Fighting and Fake Dates

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Our hosts talk UFC news, the developing story on the Ben Affleck Batman film, and review the Lego Batman Movie. Chris goes on a fake date for Valentine’s day.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Ivan Koloff.

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F*ck Mondays! Episode 32: Go Go Marvel/DC!

real fmondaysThe boys talk all the rumblings in the MCU and DC films world and more. Trailers include Power Rangers and Logan.

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